Friday, September 18, 2009

Random shit out of a box


It's the greatest baseball player to ever live, Craig Counsell. I don't recall throwing this card into my random box of shit, but I do remember how I acquired it...

After an embarrassing failed attemp at getting a set of baseball cards from the 5-0 at the stadium, in which the female cop insulted and berated me for several minutes going as far as asking me if I needed my diaper changed. (really professional you fucking whore) I decided to persue a different route of getting a set.

I was at the Gehl Club and had just gotten into a verbal altercation with some white trash fat fuck and his 7 foot tall ginger friend who I told "Take your giant ass back to Timbuctoo". I was walking towards the exit and noticed a kid had just walked away from a table and left his set of cards. That child learned a valuable lesson that day; finders keepers, losers weepers.

See you in hell.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Some kid was crying because a Clown stole his cards. I am offended that you would be so rude to make a Child cry.
Sincerely,
Your Mom aka Mr. Del Taco

Clown said...

I wasn't dressed as a clown when this occured otherwise I would have traded the kid for a balloon animal asshat.

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