Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Junk Truck'n - Junk Van'n

This van came flying up on my ass in the fast lane. (I was going about 80mph) Normally I move over right away, but this guy was being a complete jag. He went around me and then got back into the fast lane just in front of me where he proceeded to drive 72mph. It was then that I noticed the reason for his erratic driving.... His van was on fire! The flames were engulfing the entire back of his van! Wait, those aren't real flames... Clearly, this person is flaming in a different way.

Where do you even find fake flames like this? I can only guess at some store in Cudahy. He was probably in a hurry to get home and drink some Hamms and beat his wife with a bowling ball.


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