Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Not Dead

Clown, I'm not dead you asshole, you left me up here to die. I was able to break free from the bear after I hit him with my bottle of hooch. I also choked him with my ascot. I then berated the bear and told him how important I am. After coming to an understanding that I was far more important we sat down to a nice dinner of chops.

I may stay here and live in bear city. I heard there is some good porridge.


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