Friday, September 25, 2009

Doug Melvin - 5 Tools

Tool #1 - Blaming your own inability to sign solid pitching on the inexperienced pitching coach that you hired.

Tool #2 - Continuing to see the "potential" in Rickie Weeks

Tool #3 - Signing mediocre players to multi-year 8 figure contracts

Tool #4 - Drafting injury prone, drug addicted and unproven high school pitching

Tool #5 - Growing a funktastic pornstache

BONUS!: Tool #6 - Being an egotistical douche and having your own bobblehead day

EXTRA SUPER BONUS!: Tool #7 - Looking like my asshole neighbor Bob Cooper


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