Wednesday, September 16, 2009

JJ. Hardy Eye Patch Day

Now that JJ is back I feel the Brewers should have an eye patch day in his honor. Why would they give eye patches? Well... A while back a conversation between myself and Bob Cooper went something like this:

Clown - "I bet Hardy can bang any chick he wants."

BC - "I would venture to say that he could not only bang any chick he wants, but do anything to them as well"

Clown - "Anything hey. Like blow it wherever he wants?"

BC - "Pretty much. Nose, face, eye, whatever"

Clown - "The eyes are a risky proposition. A direct shot would probably burn and they wouldn't be able to see for a while"

BC - "I bet he gives them eye patches after he's done"

Clown - "They should totally do a JJ. Hardy eye patch day at the stadium. Chicks 18-24 get a free eye patch. They could do a contest where one lucky winner gets to have JJ put it to good use!"

BC - "I think the age group should be 14-20"

Clown - "Wow. Go dig in some trash"


Lance's Other Nut said...

I have it on good authority that JJ absolutely LOVES to utilize the fist.

Lance's Other Nut said...

And no, I am not the source.

Anonymous said...

I never knew the source of the Eye Patch story. I always thought it was because Bob Cooper had a pirate fetish or something.
-Mr. Del Taco

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