Witrado's Thursday Lineup

Witrado posted the lineup along with this gem:

"In case people don't follow this kind of stuff (don't know why you would), Prince Fielder is the only player in the major leagues to have played in all of his team's games, which obviously makes him the only player to have started all of his team's games."

I want the last 10 seconds of my life back asshole.

2B Felipe Lopez
RF Corey Hart
LF Ryan Braun
1B Prince Fielder
3B Casey McGehee
CF Mike Cameron
SS Alcides Escobar
C Jason Kendall
RHP Jeff Suppan