Monday, March 22, 2010

Jason Kendall diagnosed with A.D.D - Attention Dumpster Disorder

Jason Kendall has admitted to taking Adderall, but says it had nothing to do with performance enhancement. When reached for comment Jason had this to say: "Are you kidding? Have you seen me play the last 3 years? It should be painfully obvious that my performance wasn't enhanced. I was taking Adderall for A.D.D., Attention Dumpster Disorder. The hobo in me can't stop thinking about dumpsters while playing ball. It's very distracting. Let's see you hit a slider while thinking about refuse"

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

RIP Corey Haim

It's a sad day in 80's land as Corey Haim finally kicked it. I can't believe he lived this long.

I can't feel too sorry for Haim, because I'm pretty sure he Eiffel Towered Nicole Eggert with Corey Feldman. I think he tapped Heather Graham too. Isn't life complete after that anyway?

I guess there won't be a Lost Boys part 3 unless they do it Weekend at Bernies style.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Junk Truck'n - Junk Van'n

I'm still working on the Brewers preview post, so here's some junk to tide you over.

This gem can be found in the Delafield Fish Hatchery parking lot. It's been tagged for removal, but if you hurry you might still be able to catch a glimpse.

I guess I've become somewhat desensitized to shitty vans with plastic for a back window, but this thing has so much more to offer. One awesome feature is the baby bib hanging out the back door...

I'm so glad that you have a baby riding in this fucking death trap. Maybe wrapping it up until you could afford a van with a rear window would have been a better idea? The bib goes right along with the shitty baby diaper on the dashboard:

I have a feeling that if they left a shitty diaper on the dashboard this warning may go unheeded:

My favorite part of all though would have to be the empty Marlboro pack obviously smoked while waiting for a ride from Racine. (I'm just guessing)