Apparently, I have more than just baseball cards in the box in my closet. Before this I pulled out Man-At-Arms from He-man. I figured I would just roll with this and change this feature from Random Baseball Card to Random Shit out of a Box. Who knows what I'll pick out next. I know I had some Thunder Cat cards at some point...
This was from the 2003 set of most wanted Baath Party members. Collect them all!
Did you hear the one about Saddam being hung? (Ouch)
This was from the 2003 set of most wanted Baath Party members. Collect them all!
Did you hear the one about Saddam being hung? (Ouch)
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I just wanted to make an update to the urinal etiquette. I attended the game on Friday and post game had to make a urinal run. I didn't do it inside because the line was too long. I decided on the run to the car that I really had to go and hit one of the outside pavilions... it really was a run cause cause there was some cold rain... and because of that cold rain i noticed, upon entering the bathroom, that there was some 40 year old woman waiting outside for her man or men or whatever. She wasn't just waiting outside though, she was waiting right at the entrance looking in... obviously to see some junk of some younger men. I didn't really care, i just thought ... she should just wait inside... apparently that's what her friend thought too because the second I turned to step into the bathroom, there was another woman about four steps in waiting to fluff your stuff! Again, I didn't really care... they were just some cougars wanting to see some young jewels they hadn't seen in decades...
What i did get peeved at was the man that came up next to me. I was able to find a urinal that was semi-secluded... meaning there were about four open ones in a row and I took the one I thought would negate the possibility of have a next door neighbor. WRONG! I got the guy that loves to talk ... and about the women... 2 violations in one shot.... As I was releasing my fury, he kept talking and I kept grunting to appease him... (by the way if you decide to talk, look straight ahead, don't turn to look at the person you're talking to). Anyway, the low point of the night came when I tilted my head back and forgot that my sunglasses were on my head. They fell back, but they held onto my neck... the a-hole next to me noticed and proceeded to reach over, take them off my neck and place them on top of the very sanitary urinal. That's like 15 violations right there.... If anybody ever reaches over to touch any part of your body, I suggest you turn too and just piss in their face. i just thought I would share considering you just made a post and that man obviously has never been to a urinal in his life.
Wow, that's fucking terrible. I think my head would have exploded. I'm gun shy, so there is no way in hell I would have been able to piss with all that shit going down.
That man should be forced to sit and pee out of his ass for the rest of his life...bad form indeed.
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