Pigs and Douches

I guess I should talk about sports for once. I've just been in a funk since the Brewers season officially ended. I've only been watching the Series on and off so far as I really hate both teams; however, I have decided that I am officially rooting for the Yankees. Partly because I'm an asshole, but mainly because I hate the Phillies that much. I've been really distracted while watching the games because I keep thinking about stuff like this.

Yeah, it's been really distracting....