A trip to the grocery store for contact solution last night turned into a whole list of items from my girlfriend. So, I'm toward the end of the list and I see "Hand Lotion - Vasoline". Of course I couldn't for the life of me find the damn isle containing said lotion. I went up and down every hygiene isle 3 times. So, I was left with one choice.... Ask the 16 year old kid who worked there.
The look and smirk on this kids face said it all. I might as well have been asking where the fleshlights were.
TIP: Don't go googlin' Fleshlight at work. Wait till you're at the library!