Friday, October 9, 2009

Drastic Measures

I am very disturbed by the Braun trade rumors. Even if they are all a ploy by dipshit Witrado, I feel compelled to do something to insure Braun stays in Milwaukee. I have composed the following ultimatum for the Brewers front office:

Please do not force me to execute this contract. I have so much to live for.

3 comments:

Lane Meyer said...

thanks for claering that up. Death by Brett Michaels would be a rough way to go

Clown said...

I can't quit you Ryan Braun...

I think watching the Oxygen network would probably be the quickest death.

Anonymous said...

Death by listening to Cubs radio broadcasts with Ron Santo.

I will offer my services to dig Clown's grave on the warning track in left field. I will then relax with Combo #6 - Quesadilla and two tacos with drink.

-Mr. Del Taco

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