The Pirates have continued their push at a World Series run in 2079 by trading Jack Wilson to Seattle for Ronny Cedeno and a bucket minor league crap. I guess that means Seattle has their SS. Ian Snell was also in the deal, so that leaves the Pirates with Paul Maholm as their steady hand? That guy is the ugliest mother fucker I've ever seen. His face looks like someone put water colors on a turd. I can see why Ian Snell wanted to off himself having to look at him every day.
That really says a lot about the Pirates. You had a player that would rather have died than play for your team.