Monday, November 2, 2009

Bob Cooper Halloween Extravaganza

Bob Cooper was out on the town celebrating Halloween this weekend. I always knew Mr. Cooper was into trash digging, but this night got out of hand. I think it's time for our new feature: Bob Cooper - Man of Action (I've run out of Putin material anyway)

Obviously something caught his fancy in the trash:

Here is Bob Cooper catching up on some Brewers news.

Bob Cooper is from the streets. He had a hot hand of dice all night: (Ashy Larry was MIA)

More to come from your new man of action, Bob Cooper


Chorenzo said...

While I hope he doesn't call me out for being long suffering or grousing, I don't know how you can hang around that Bob Cooper. He must have introduced himself and given me a business card at least 10 times. It also got old walking down KK Ave and having him stop every 2 seconds to look at every trash can.

Clown said...

I forgot to put a picture of the business card on here. I think he gave me like 30 of them. He kept telling me how important he was and that he was the president of Cooper Executive Douche.

That man really likes garbage. (and Bud)

Anonymous said...

I also remember Bob getting angry when the bartender told him, "we don't serve Bud, this is Milwaukee". I thought there was going to be an incident.

-Mr. Del Taco

Clown said...

Yes, Bob Cooper was very angry about that. He had never heard something so fucking stupid. Bob Cooper looked around and saw no one else in the bar on one of the busiest nights for drinking and figured that bar sucked anyway.

Bob Cooper was very drunk and only remembers bits and pieces of the night.

Anonymous said...

"What a piece of shit he is, fucking f@g." "He's a garbage. He's always been a garbage. And he will die a garbage."

"I don't have anything against those people. In my country, you call someone something like that and it is not the same as it is in this country."

-Ozzie Guillen

Bob Cooper said...

I thought I saw in eclair in the recepticle. I mean it wasn't down in, it was sort of on top. It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on.

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