I know I talk about TV a lot, that's mainly because I have no life.
The show Parks and Recreation is pretty damn funny if you haven't seen it. Like tonights episode where Ron (above) discribes his love of breakfast and dark haired women:
"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. But this stock photo I bought at a framing store isn't real. Today I got the real thing. A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning. I should have taken a picture of it."
After he ends the relationship he puts back up a picture of just breakfast.
I'm oddly hungry and horny...