Saw this beast at the Potawatomi parking structure. Just a thought, but Next time you "fix" your rear window with duct tape, maybe think about using clear plastic? I've seen better laid out plans from Wile E. Coyote.
The best part has to be this:
Yes, that is in fact "The Club" across the steering wheel. Couple things here...
1. Really? The demo derby isn't in town, so I think you're safe.
2. The Club is like $50, maybe you should invest that in a real back window that isn't made from Flavorite trash bags?
3. When you called your insura.... Ok, I can't even do this one without laughing
4. Your lack of rear window makes me think that being at a casino probably isn't the best life choice at this venture. (Unless you were hitting up the 'Press Your Luck' slot)
And of course, what Junk Van would be complete without body clips: