Jason Kendall diagnosed with A.D.D - Attention Dumpster Disorder

Jason Kendall has admitted to taking Adderall, but says it had nothing to do with performance enhancement. When reached for comment Jason had this to say: "Are you kidding? Have you seen me play the last 3 years? It should be painfully obvious that my performance wasn't enhanced. I was taking Adderall for A.D.D., Attention Dumpster Disorder. The hobo in me can't stop thinking about dumpsters while playing ball. It's very distracting. Let's see you hit a slider while thinking about refuse"

The Hobo, unplugged

Yet another reason I love Jason "The Hobo" Kendall. From JSOnline:

“I just told him to go to first base or go to the pitcher,” Kendall said. “It’s baseball. There’s no need to sit there and talk and this and that.”
Both benches and bullpens quickly cleared but not much more than some screaming and shoving took place and nobody was ejected. Kendall got into a shouting match with Pirates pitching coach Joe Kerrigan, who Kendall repeatedly called by the wrong name after the game despite being told of his real name.
“I was OK until Dave Kerwin started yelling at me,” said Kendall, who ignored the correction. “I’m not going to get yelled at. He started yelling at me and … I’m OK until someone starts yelling at me.
“I don’t know why (he was yelling). Dave Kerwin? I don’t know why.”

Kinda busy at work this morning. More updates this afternoon.