Showing posts with label Horrible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horrible. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

McGehee is straight up garbage

I think what put me over the edge here besides him chopping every ball to third is his terrible entrance music. I can't handle listening to this shitty Skynyrd remake of Simple Man any longer. Every time I hear it my ears bleed. I literally cover my ears when I'm at the stadium. How can anyone possibly think that's a quality remake of a classic Skynyrd song? You would have to have rocks in your fucking head.

I really wanted to see McGehee succeed to rub it in to the Cubs. I think at this point the reality is there's a reason he wasn't protected.... His shitty taste in music.

It makes me miss the days of Frank Catalanotto. Sing it with me... Josie's on a vacation far away!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The wheels on the bus go falling off, falling off, falling off

The Crew has now dropped 2 in a row to what is basically a minor league team. Yet again a team scores 5 runs against our shit ass pitching. When the season started everyone knew we had a very thin pitching staff, but who thought it would be this bad? It's become apparent that all the analysts that picked this team to suck were right.

It's amazing what a couple months can do. At the end of June this team looked like a well oiled machine and now it looks like a wet fart. I wonder how long before people start jumping ship and there are less than 20k for a weekend game? With Hardy down in Nashville there is no one to keep the whores with JJ fuck target back tattoos happy.

Time to re-tool. Unless this team is planning on winning 25 in a row, I'm officially calling this year over.

Very disappointing. Clown is sad.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Terrible

What a terrible game all around especially the defense. The hobo obviously did not eat enough beans before this game. I didn't see the actual play as I was looking through binoculars trying to determine who was up in the pen. The bases were already loaded with no one out, so you can't blame that all on Kendall. Not loopers best game.

I got angry when some fat white trash with a fupa behind me starting yelling about how much Kendall sucks and he shouldn't be in baseball. He was naming off some stats that weren't even close to being factual. Something like "Kendall has the worst OBP in baseball!" I turned around and yelled "Jason Kendall is awesome. He's a fucking hobo!". The fat white trash (who smelled like bologna and stale doritos) had no response and shutup the rest of the game.

I'm not sure what the deal was with Lopez tanking that ball. It looked like he was right there and just pulled up. (Not sure how it looked on TV) Maybe his hammy was bothering him again? Or maybe this team has just given up.

Every time Hall gets a hit I cringe. I don't even want his home runs or hits. At this point I would throw his home run back if I caught it. I don't know if I have hated a player more than Hall ever. There was a play early in the game where if Hall hadn't stood there dropping the wad of chew out of his mouth and staring at a dribbler hit he would have been safe.

There was quite a lot of booing last night. You really never heard that at Miller Park until the fair weather fans started coming. Booing isn't going to help anything.

I think I'm going to punch the next person that says "These are teams we should beat. They are under .500". Guess what shit for brains, WE ARE UNDER .500. They are probably saying the same thing about playing us.

This team is terrible now. It's becoming difficult to watch.