Showing posts with label Doug Melvin's pornstache. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doug Melvin's pornstache. Show all posts

Friday, September 25, 2009

Doug Melvin - 5 Tools




Tool #1 - Blaming your own inability to sign solid pitching on the inexperienced pitching coach that you hired.

Tool #2 - Continuing to see the "potential" in Rickie Weeks

Tool #3 - Signing mediocre players to multi-year 8 figure contracts

Tool #4 - Drafting injury prone, drug addicted and unproven high school pitching

Tool #5 - Growing a funktastic pornstache

BONUS!: Tool #6 - Being an egotistical douche and having your own bobblehead day

EXTRA SUPER BONUS!: Tool #7 - Looking like my asshole neighbor Bob Cooper

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Narveson

Narveson had one of the best performances of any pitcher for the Brewers this year. The 5th inning brought a tear to my eye. He made the Cubs look silly striking out 3 in a row. Some of the best location of pitches I've seen in a long time. I've mentioned this before, but it's worth repeating; he really reminds me of Sheets. He seems to be getting better every time he's out there. I have to mention again the possible Bosio connection. The last time he was up he was up Castro was still around and he was terrible. He tried to nibble and didn't use his fast ball effectively falling behind on the counts. This time around he's like a different person. Let's hope it continues. At one point in his career he was a major prospect for the Cardinals, so this could be his redemption. I know it's a bit early after only a few starts, but you can tell he's got great stuff.

I couldn't believe when Macha took him out with 2 outs in the Sixth inning. I didn't see his pitch count, but the way he was throwing it couldn't have been above 80. I realize Macha was probably trying to protect him (I didn't hear his comments afterwards), but you need to let him finish that inning. What kind of message does that send your young pitcher? Hey, great job out there, let's put in one of our overworked relievers and almost blow it. Stupid.

Melvin on the radio this morning said they have to decide whether to go after hitting or pitching... Really? Are you fucking kidding? DONE with you.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Melvin not going anywhere

According to Attanasio rumors of Melvins termination are crap. He says he still has full confidence in Melvin. I was actually really surprised when I read this. There would be no reason for him to bullshit at this point. The season is clearly over, so he wouldn't just be saying this to keep spirits up or anything like that.

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/59555512.html

Macha may be a different story. Melvin was on WTMJ this morning and once again stated that he will evaluate Macha after the year and make a decision then. Melvin has been supportive of Macha all year, but that to me sounds like there is about a 50/50 chance he'll be back. Seems like Macha has kinda lost the team at this point. We don't need another Yost infection.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Terrible

Another terrible home stand. It's no wonder there were only like 35k there on Monday. That's piss poor for a holiday game.

Melvin was on the radio this morning talking about Macha's job security. He stated that he has confidence in Macha, but it sure sounded like it was not going to be his decision. I think it's safe to say at this point that Attanasio is calling the shots and is not happy. I still believe that Melvin is toast.

I've heard Melvin challenge all the bloggers and other people that rip on what he did for pitching to say what they would have done. I'll be posting my answer to that later.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Brewers most likely not getting Doug Davis

Tom H. reported it just a little bit ago on Jsonline.

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't get Melvin's hard on about trying to get him. I understand there isn't a plethora of available starters available, but come on. There has been way too much chatter about Doug Fucking Davis.