Now that JJ is back I feel the Brewers should have an eye patch day in his honor. Why would they give eye patches? Well... A while back a conversation between myself and Bob Cooper went something like this:
Clown - "I bet Hardy can bang any chick he wants."
BC - "I would venture to say that he could not only bang any chick he wants, but do anything to them as well"
Clown - "Anything hey. Like blow it wherever he wants?"
BC - "Pretty much. Nose, face, eye, whatever"
Clown - "The eyes are a risky proposition. A direct shot would probably burn and they wouldn't be able to see for a while"
BC - "I bet he gives them eye patches after he's done"
Clown - "They should totally do a JJ. Hardy eye patch day at the stadium. Chicks 18-24 get a free eye patch. They could do a contest where one lucky winner gets to have JJ put it to good use!"
BC - "I think the age group should be 14-20"
Clown - "Wow. Go dig in some trash"
