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Showing posts with label DUH. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

God has better shit to do


And on the seventh day God said Let Pujols hit a double!

This is what I am led to believe every time Pujols or a number of other players give props to the G.O.D for a hit. Like God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, jobu or whatever higher power you believe in really gives a shit if you hit a home run? Should I pound my chest and point to the heavens every time I make a kick ass balloon animal or juggle 5 midgets? I think that would look just as silly.

I understand that you want to thank God for the talents he has given you, but It's gotten way out of hand. Now we have players making the sign of the cross and kissing a crucifix before each at bat. Do you think God is up there saying "Right back at ya slick!" Get a fucking clue you weak minded tools. God has better shit to do like playing GTA 3.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Witrado still sucks

Once again Anthony Witrado of the JS asks a question and doesn't have any answers or insights at all. This time it is in regards to the pitching dilema for next year. I don't understand how this fucktard got a job much less keeps it. I think Casa de Machado should be the official blog of the Brewers. It's better than this trash. I could cut down the swearing to less than one F bomb per sentence...

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/55946147.html