Bill Hall of Fame - A look back

Memorable moments of Mr. Hall of Fame

December 28th, 1979 - Future Hall of Famer William (Bill) Hall is born.

September 1, 2002 - Bill Hall of Fame makes his major league debut.

Mothers Day - 2006 - Bill Hall of Fame hits a 10th inning walkoff using the special pink bat. Using the Hall Pink bat equation he instantly gains 100 lifetime homeruns.

Mothers Day - 2007 - Bill Hall hits yet another pink bat home run adding an additional 100 lifetime home runs to his total.

July 21st, 2008 - Bill Hall hits a go ahead home run in the 10th inning. He stares at the home run for roughly 25 seconds before running the bases. The Brewers go on to win.

July 22nd, 2008 - Bill Hall hits his second go ahead home run in as many days this time in the 10th inning. Once again he stares at his HR and this seems to really piss off Pujols. The Crew once again goes on to win the game.

2009 - Bill Hall bats below .200 and is relegated to basically being 3rd string

August 12th, 2009 - Bill Hall of Fame is designated for assignment.

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I started this post off as a joke and then I started to remember some of the good times. (the few good times) In the end Hall did give us some exciting baseball at times. He had a knack for hitting home runs when they counted. Too bad he couldn't hit anything else.

(I still hate him though)

Hall - Pink Bat Equations

When figuring out Bill Halls home run totals you need to take in account the pink bat factor. A pink bat home run is obviously worth more than a standard home run. I have created the following equation to determine Halls actually home run totals.

Pink bat home run = 100 home runs

There are other factors to consider as well such as Size of dip wad in ounces and Amount of time spent admiring said home run. Let's add those into the equation:

2 pink bat home runs = 200 + 100 standard home runs + 10 extra home runs for admiration x 4 (the weight in ounces of his average dip) + 5 for his Bobby Brown look alike points

Using this equation Bill Hall has hit an amazing 1245 home runs. Assuring his place in the Hall of Fame and the title of greatest baseball player ever.

Now you see why I call him Bill Hall of Fame. I suggest you do the same.

Brewers acquire David Weathers

From the Reds for a player to be named later.

In other news, Bill Hall of Fame still sucks ass.

Bill Hall of Fame - 5 Tool Player

Tool #1 - Staring at a base hit like it's a Picasso

Tool #2 - Hitting pink bat home runs on mothers day (Not this year)

Tool #3 - Looking identical to Bobby Brown (It's his Prerogative)

Tool #4 - Swinging at low outside pitches that you couldn't hit with a sand wedge

Tool #5 - Banging my friends, wifes, co-workers neighbor

No Bill Hall of Fame

BREWERS
2B Felipe Lopez
3B Craig Counsell
LF Ryan Braun
1B Prince Fielder
CF Mike Cameron
RF Frank Catalanotto
SS JJ Hardy
C Jason Kendall
RHP Yovani Gallardo

Bill Hall of Fame starting in RF

After hitting .286 and having an OBP of .333 against AAA level pitching, Bill Hall Of Fame is ready to continue where he left off. Sucking shit. Amazingly he was able to hit a home run without the use of a pink bat.

2B Felipe Lopez
3B Casey McGehee
LF Ryan Braun
1B Prince Fielder
CF Mike Cameron
SS JJ Hardy
RF Bill Hall (of Fame)
C Mike Rivera
LHP Manny Parra

I sure hope Hall gets a hit so he can admire it. I wonder if he stood there and admired his HR against bush league pitching? Look at me. I'm Bill Hall of Fame and I just jacked one out of a tiny minor league park. I'm so awesome.

Fucking turd.