Showing posts with label Ugly ass uniforms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ugly ass uniforms. Show all posts

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Throw Back, Blow Back

Watching the Patriots vs. Bronco's game this weekend really got me thinking how out of hand the whole throw back idea has gotten. Most of these uniforms are God aweful. For instance, the Broncos 1960's uniforms they wore on Sunday:



To me this looks like someone took a shit and then pissed on the turd. For the most part there were good reasons to retire uniforms from this era. Those reasons are:

1. They were ugly
2. Shag Carpeting was all the rage
3. People did a lot of drugs

If the Bronco's want to wear a throw back Jersey why not this one?:

This helmet is awesome! It looks like a deranged retarded horse that wants to stomp your children at the petting zoo. Why is it seeing stars? It's probably the LSD kicking in. I can't imagine why this horse got put down...

Even the ref's are getting in on the act:

The Goodwill called. They're missing clothes from their fall hobo collection. Perhaps the mental acid addicted horse helped dress you?

If they are going to torture my eyes with the throw back jerseys they should at least play with the old school rules. Leather helmets, front end zone goal posts, legal face masks and a real pigskin.