Junk Truck'n - Junk Van'n

This van came flying up on my ass in the fast lane. (I was going about 80mph) Normally I move over right away, but this guy was being a complete jag. He went around me and then got back into the fast lane just in front of me where he proceeded to drive 72mph. It was then that I noticed the reason for his erratic driving.... His van was on fire! The flames were engulfing the entire back of his van! Wait, those aren't real flames... Clearly, this person is flaming in a different way.

Where do you even find fake flames like this? I can only guess at some store in Cudahy. He was probably in a hurry to get home and drink some Hamms and beat his wife with a bowling ball.

Miller Park - Packer Traysh

Yes, I meant to say "Traysh" just like the white trash in the area say it. I'm guessing the morons at the BREWER game on Friday night wearing Packer gear talk like this as well. Why do people do this? Wrong sport, wrong stadium, wrong idea. I asked one of the idiots wearing a Chmura jersey in line to use the bathroom "are we at a Packer game?" He responded "Maybe!" No, we're not shitbag. Nor are we hanging out in a hot tub with underage girls at a sweet 16 party.

They all also have the attitude that baseball is some kind of filler sport until football starts. In fact, I think this whole state has that attitude. Just like preempting the Brewers radio broadcast for Packers pre-season football.

The morons that wear Badger red gear on days we're playing the Cardinals or Astro's also piss me off. Are you retarded? Do you not realize you are wearing the same colors as the opposing team? I swear during the last Cardinals series I counted hundreds of people with Badgers shit on! DUH.

This state doesn't deserve a baseball team.