Showing posts with label The wave of the future. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The wave of the future. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Junk Truck'n - Kneeling Prototype truck

As promised, here is the amazing kneeling prototype junk truck that will make seats obsolete. Remember this shit is top secret as the patent hasn't come through yet! Shhhh....




Seats? What are you a pussy? Pop a squat or grab a bucket. In the future no one will have seats. You'll use your hands to accelerate and brake. (make sure you get your tetanus shot first) As you can see the entire floor has been welded back together with giant metal plates. This makes it twice as safe! (if you trust someone's home welding job)



Here is a video of this amazing junk truck pulling a minivan out of a ditch.



Junk Truck'n!